teacher: student-in-back-row, are you even listening to me?
back row student: your lectures are pointless, but part of my grade is attendance-based
back row student: so whatever, just keep talking, professor i-dont-care-to-know-your-name
*professor presses a button*
*boop*
*back row student shoots up to the ceiling*
back row student: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
*thunk*
*other students look scared*
professor: yup, all those seats are ejector seats. now, raise you hand if you're ready to listen! and keep them up!
*students raise their hands*
That will keep you on your toes! As for the dude that got ejected, he’s ok. His hat actually doubles as a helmet. I bet you didn’t know that because I didn’t know that either until I typed it just then!
Also, the “Smile!” shirts are in my real-life hands now and they look fantastic! If you would like one before the holidays and live in the US, you’re gonna have to order by noon EST on 12/14. The Invisible Bread store.
