red: excuse me, where is the designated dance location? i want o DANCE! ...for some reason
bouncer: alright, what dance level are you?
red: hmmm
red: is zero a level?
bouncer: ...i got a spot for you. follow me
*weird dance zone*
*everyone on the dance floor is doing really weird looking dance moves*
red (starting to do a weird dance move): perfect!
Every time I go onto a dance floor at a comic convention (sample size: 1), this is the kind of dance floor it is. And it’s pretty awesome.
