justin: oh no! power's out! and i gotta take a shower. and the bathroom has no windows. and i don't have candles. or a flashlight.
justin: good thing i've already practiced showering in the dark! ha! problem solved!
green (reading the comic): wait, what? who would do that? such an unrealistic premise and conclusion
justin: nope! this is a true story! i have actually showered in darkness twice, mostly because i thought it would be interesting!
green (still reading comic, which now has extra panels): the heck is going on? am i in this comic? what?
justin: no clue what you're talking about! just taking a shower here
When we lost power that one time, I was seriously was pretty dang excited that I could use my no-light shower skills.
I am the coolest person to have ever voluntarily taken a shower in the dark.
–TORONTO–
I’m going to Toronto this weekend to hang with my Toronto comic pals! I am SUPER PUMPED.
