*greg, 19*
greg: hmm, yeah. i'm gonna grow a beard!
*1 week later*
*greg has that awkward beard stubble*
greg: hmm, not really the look i was going for... maybe when i get older, it will grow in better
*greg, 23*
greg: hmm
*greg, 26*
*greg has that awkward beard stubble*
greg: hmm
*greg, 30*
*greg has that awkward beard stubble*
greg: hmm, yeah. this beard is never gonna happen
greg: you'd think that not shaving for 11 years would do it, but nope
