Invisible Bread

red: i just realized something... i am too self-aware yellow: ...ok? red: hear me out! so, there's a minimum level of self-awareness that helps a ton with existing day to day in this world-place red: from that level to the level where you begin to worry about silly things and start over-thinking nearly everything. that is. The Happy Zone red: and there's the zone above that, THe Hyper-Aware Zone, where i exist yellow: self-awareness is good though. i don't think you can be too self-aware. red: ok, how about this... red: i went to the gym today and didn't wear socks because i worried that, to someone at the gym, i'm That Guy Who Wears Black Workout Clothes But With White Socks. and i didn't want to be that guy anymore *yellow is silent* red: also, during that example, i started worrying that i was boring you and shortened my story yellow: ok, yeah, that's way too self-aware