guy: as they say, "if you let it go and it comes back, it's yours forever"
guy (throws boomerang): ung!
*boomerang falls to the ground a short distance from his feet*
*guy continues standing there*
*sun is setting, guy is still standing there*
*the moon is out, guy is still standing there*
guy: good thing i'm a very patient man
Or maybe he needs to be better at boomerang. Hard to tell.
