Invisible Bread

announcer 1: this is it, everyone! the finals of the world skee ball championships! announcer 1: the tension is edible. announcer 2: i think you mean "palpable" announcer 1: nope announcer 1: the tension is edible. and it is delicious! announcer: smith jonesman, reigning champ, is well known for his unique release *man is throwing ball between his legs* announcer: james kurn, he... well, he was just passing by, noticed this event and joined in on the fun! james: guys, something is wrong with my machine. where are my tickets? announcer 1: ha, james! what a joker announcer 2: what a card! announcer 1: haHA! great contribution! *later* announcer 1: he has done it! he has dethroned the champion! announcer 2: wow james (standing on podium): excuse me, i never got my tickets. i had a ton of points contest guy: and for our new champion! congratulations! *hands james a bucket of tickets* *james is holding the tickets and is glassy-eyed*