Invisible Bread

boss: here's your new workspace! orange: whoa! *8 monitor setup* orange: look at all those sweet monitors! thanks! boss: it goes without saying that all of us in management expect to see an enormous increase in your work output. roughly 700%! orange: what? boss: we've done extensive research and found a clear correlation between work output and the number of monitors being used! orange: please cite your sources boss: Swordfish, The Matrix, Hackers and many other great films! boss: and here's your next project orange: this paper just says "Facebook" boss: yup! boss: you have until the end of the week to finish our version of The Facebook orange: but it's already thursday! boss: better get going! *soon* boss: we're playing some electronic music to boost your productivity. deadline is now end of business today