Invisible Bread

green: if this was The Sims, this chair would have a comfort rating of zero green (throwing chair to ground): forget this chair! i have six hours to study. i have to find a more comfortable study location! green (in first chair): close, but not good enough green (another chair): this one is padded, but smells like tears and failure. not good studying smells green (looking at chair covered in spikes): not even gonna bother green: what's that over there? is that... yes! green: an empty couch! perfect! i'm in studying heaven! *soon* green is sleeping on the couch voice: wake up! wake up! green: huh? blue: that couch has claimed the GPAs of many just like you! get up! you can't be next! green: oh man, thank you so much, fellow student! let me take care of one thing before i find another place to study *couch has a sign on it now: keep off! this couch is DANGEROUS! (to your grades)* yellow: ooo! an empty studying couch!