red: i'm gonna steal something from the mall's lost and found. ha, i'm so evil!
mall worker: may i help you?
red: yes, i believe i lost something in the mall today
mall worker: what was it?
red: think... a common item that people often lose...
red: my expensive... um, diamond-covered hat!
red (to self): urg
mall worker: sure, let me check for it. any identifying features aside from the diamonds?
red: yes... on the bill it reads "i wish they never made sequels to the matrix"
red (to self): you're terrible at this
mall worker: hmm, well, i don't... yeah, i see a couple hats, but- oh wait!
mall worker: here you go!
*holding diamond cover hat that reads i wish they never made sequels to the matrix*
red: what.
That man just stole the hat that I lost at the Invisible Bread mall!
I did enjoy Matrix: Reloaded as an action movie, but it just wasn’t on the same level as the original. And Matrix: Revolutions… It’s a film that exists. I don’t have many awesome feelings towards the third movie. Well, that one scene where all the sentinels broke through, that was pretty crazy. I loved the pants off of The Matrix though. That movie rocks.
