red: alright, gonna try to cook again. let's make this happen pan.
red: in a few minutes, i will be enjoying my own restaurant-quality meal. the restaurant being applebees... but that's ok!
*red imagines a man handing him something.
award man: best cookist! it's you!*
red: yeah. i can do this
*red looks down and seems surprised*
red: ahh! the fire is enormous!
red: i'm the worst cook... i didn't event have anything in the pan yet
I’ve never had a pan fire. I also rarely cook things that require a pan, so that helps keep me safe too.
What the most complicated thing I’ve ever cooked, you ask? Well! I made my mom’s lasagna once! It had a ton of ingredients and it took me something like two hours before I even got it into the oven. But once that thing was cooked, it actually tasted pretty good.
My cookbook has about five “recipes” in it, and three of them involve pasta.
