My go to is the White Zero Ultra. I just can’t seem to like any of the others.
I like the white ultra, but I keep going back to the black ultra…I feel like there’s a joke there….
That was my jam for a bit right when it came out. And then there was the orange one…
That last panel is freaky.
The wrong energies can do the bad things.
Y’know, when I first read that label on the vial, I thought it said “Fuel Cell” instead of “Feel It!!!”. Now that I’ve realized my error, I’m a bit disappointed. That sucker looks like a fuel cell.
It needs it’s own display where you have a brushed nickel canister with a handle on top. When you twist the handle 90° clockwise and lift, the core slides up from the rest of the canister with those vials stored around the central spindle and tilting out at a 45° angle as they exit the canister while a dry ice CO₂ fog pours out from the rim.
Great… now any drink I buy is going to be disappointing. 🙁
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What would happen if you mixed all the different kinds of Monster together? Would you explode with the all the different kinds of energies?
Sounds like I got something to do this weekend!
Do us all a favor and PLEASE don’t explode! Otherwise, have fun!
I hope this wasn’t inspired by actual events… My go-to choice is also the white Zero Ultra, which I typically alternate with the traditional Low-Carb, and to a lesser extent, the Ultra Sunrise. I enjoy them more as a beverage than for their energizing potential. I’ve never bought into the five-hour type products when I get a single non-enjoyable sip vs. a full 16oz (or 24oz if I’m thirsty…) delicious drink.
(My Brother-in-Law likes the Ultra-Black, but it’s just too tart for a drink for me to enjoy.)
I didn’t realize that it was a drinkable product. I saw the “Energy Vial” and thought it would be full of a powder; pure caffeine or something…
It reminds me of this…
My favorite part of the bottle: “Do Not Ingest”
Glad you caught that =)
I only had Monster of any sort once. It was the Lo-Carb variety. I immediately crashed and was unable to function at all for the next hour and a half or so. That was the last time I ever had Monster.
“Do not ingest”
Justin, did you ingest that?
What is he writing with in the last panel?
a pen.. i think
Boi. No Just No I Mean try The Non-Stupid Red Bull See How sick that one Is!
Is that blood?