Now that’s an effective bath bomb.
Pure Sodium? Na.
Well played, sir.
Well, that is one way to turn your bath into a shower. Also great for pretending you are a wizard with terrible Latin… Crepitus Natrium!
Sodium… a total bitch until it hooks up with chlorine.
You sound a bit salty…
Maybe he ran into their kids at the pool, and heartbreak struck anew?
That…actually elicited an audible chuckle from me.
Co-workers are glancing in my direction.
I must go.
Going isn’t enough. Start a new life. Move to a new city. No, country. Continent if you want to be safe. Antarctica. It’s the only safe place for you now. Godspeed.
I somehow missed the first panel the first time I read this, and I think it actually might work better without it.