red: it is so cold this winter! wow!
guy that is outside: hey! get out of my ice bag freezer!
red (inside ice bag freezer): nope! warmer in here than out there. shut the door please!
guy that is outside: this is... the smartest person i've ever met
Bring on the cold! Hop in a freezer that’s less freezing than outside! Live there! Start a family!
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Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill is still and always the best.
Woke up at 5:30 am for some reason. So I pounded a Monster and am currently playing some Minecraft. HAPPY FRIDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man. Just got hit with the memory of sitting in my friend's car in the high school parking lot before homeroom seni… https://t.co/M5Yz82oCZB