person: hello. welcome to the bee hospital. what's the problem?
guy: i'm currently covered in bees
person: oh, i'm sorry! this hospital is for bees. not for bee-related ailments
guy: oh, i'm sorry, my mistake! bye!
I sang a song about bees the other day while I was driving. And then I got a flat tire. Coincidence?
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