person: hello. welcome to the bee hospital. what's the problem?
guy: i'm currently covered in bees
person: oh, i'm sorry! this hospital is for bees. not for bee-related ailments
guy: oh, i'm sorry, my mistake! bye!
I sang a song about bees the other day while I was driving. And then I got a flat tire. Coincidence?
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?