guy in bed: whoa. 5:30 am? man, i'm up early...
guy (jumping out of bed): well, as they say, the early bird gets the worm!
*guy is outside in the dark holding a container labeled WORM BIN*
worms in ground: nope, it's too early. come back for us later
I woke up at 5:30 am yesterday and stayed up instead of going back to sleep. Man, I got so much stuff done!
Playing video games counts as getting stuff done, btw. I did go to the gym too, so hey! Yeah!
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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