boss: oooo, are you PROGRAMMING?!
worker at desk: huh? what?
boss: those right there! are those codes? the BEST codes?!
worker: your management style is a little weird, boss-man
*boss stands there watching the other guy do work*
boss: not THAT'S what i call a semi-colon! great job!
boss: one more gold star for you! doot!
*boss places another gold star on the worker's monitor*
I just bought a bunch of gold stars so I can do this at work to the people I manage. This should be fun.
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