boy 1: hey jonny! can you hold my balloon for a second?
*jonny is holding the balloon now*
guy 1: michael, can you hold my baby for a second?
*michael is holding a baby now*
thought bubble above both of their heads: this is way too much responsibility
Still scared of holding a balloon outside.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.