kid 1: check out what i got this Halloween. BOOM! king sized baby!
*pouring out king sized candy bars*
kid 2: oh yeah?! check this out!
*pours out sugar*
kid 1: awww man, how do you always find the good houses?
I ate way too many candy corns today. I have no idea why those things are my favorite candy of all time, but they just are.
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Was driving a little fast and saw a cop scouting, so I of course quickly pressed down on the gas as if it were the brakes whoops.