red: can you help me move next weekend?
orange: hmm, you know what?
orange: i could make up some excuse, but i'll just be a good friend and say YES! of course i'll help
red (riding on oranges back): ok, now move me to the store!
orange: this is an abuse of my great friendness
Now that’s a next-level friend right there.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?