red: can you help me move next weekend?
orange: hmm, you know what?
orange: i could make up some excuse, but i'll just be a good friend and say YES! of course i'll help
red (riding on oranges back): ok, now move me to the store!
orange: this is an abuse of my great friendness
Now that’s a next-level friend right there.
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Feels like it's been a while since I've been up this early on a weekend. I usually spend every weekend destroying my sleep schedule.