red: can you help me move next weekend?
orange: hmm, you know what?
orange: i could make up some excuse, but i'll just be a good friend and say YES! of course i'll help
red (riding on oranges back): ok, now move me to the store!
orange: this is an abuse of my great friendness
Now that’s a next-level friend right there.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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