red: finally have some time to de-stress!
red: i'm gonna play some guitar!
red (playing guitar): nope. still feelin' stressed
red: i'll play some video games instead!
red: still stressed
red: i'll just go outside and play games on my phone!
red: and i'm still stressed
red: jeez, forget it! i give up
red: i'll just sit here, stare at the sky and do nothing until it's tomorrow
*red is sitting with his arms crossed*
*red looks surprised by something*
red: oh wow, that worked!
Always remember to do nothing every once in a while.
My Tweet Action
You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?