server (to table with a guy and a girl): alright, i'll put your food orders right in for ya!
girl: thank you
*server walks away, the two start looking at each other in one of those pleasant kind of ways*
*server appears right in their faces holding their order*
*server sets paper with their order on fire*
*server stands at the edge of the table in silence*
*server kneels at the end of the table while the two look at them*
*server balls up under the table*
Got a little weird right there, didn’t it… I think work is driving me insane.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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