server (to table with a guy and a girl): alright, i'll put your food orders right in for ya!
girl: thank you
*server walks away, the two start looking at each other in one of those pleasant kind of ways*
*server appears right in their faces holding their order*
*server sets paper with their order on fire*
*server stands at the edge of the table in silence*
*server kneels at the end of the table while the two look at them*
*server balls up under the table*
Got a little weird right there, didn’t it… I think work is driving me insane.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?