justin boyd (talking to wendell, a dog): dude, eat your food. it's in the bowl
justin: what the heck? he keeps looking at me. does he want me to do something?
*dog continues looking at justin*
wendell: the way my water bowl and food bowl are oriented is stressing me out. please fix that
He kept poking at his food, then staring at me. Wendell is a funny dog dude.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?