blue (walking up to desk chair): alright, it's work time
*blue sits down, looks down*
*blue, still sitting, looks up, swings feet*
*blue adjusts chair, chair drops*
*blue stares forward*
*blue i will not rest until the person that adjusted my desk chair sees justice*
I never thought it would happen to me, but it did. Yesterday.
Justice will be served.
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