red: excuse me, where is the designated dance location? i want o DANCE! ...for some reason
bouncer: alright, what dance level are you?
red: is zero a level?
bouncer: ...i got a spot for you. follow me
*weird dance zone*
*everyone on the dance floor is doing really weird looking dance moves*
red (starting to do a weird dance move): perfect!
Every time I go onto a dance floor at a comic convention (sample size: 1), this is the kind of dance floor it is. And it’s pretty awesome.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?