green (holding up ticket): i won! I WON! free pizza for life! YEAH!
*green is sleeping in his bed*
*orange appears holding a pizza box*
orange: hey man, it's time to eat this pizza
green, freaked out: AHHHHHHHH, what are you doing here?!
orange: all part of the deal! free pizza for life! ...every day! any time of day! including the night parts! no exceptions!
*orange puts the pizza box on green's chest and pats his head*
*green sits up and stares at an open pizza box containing a pizza*
green (holding a slice): you are sooooo lucky i'm a nighttime pizza kind of guy!
Get that dough.
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Also, there was a push at some point to blast social media with the company's job openings and I was fully "haha, nah. nope."about 14 hours ago