red (opening door): trips are great, but it always feels pretty good to come home and sleep you your own bed
red: ahhhhhh, home. so good to be-
red: the heck is that smell?!?!
*red peeks around corner*
red (looking at a full trashcan and a bag of trash): noooooo, i didn't take the trash out before i left!
*a sink full of dishes is shown*
red: i didn't do my dishes either, urrrrrrrrr!
red: AND i didn't leave water out for my pet rock collection and now they're dead?!
*red lays down on bed*
red: oh man, this bed is seriously comfortable
Just got back from Toronto and was greeted with some awesome smells. Thanks me.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?