red (opening door): trips are great, but it always feels pretty good to come home and sleep you your own bed
red: ahhhhhh, home. so good to be-
red: the heck is that smell?!?!
*red peeks around corner*
red (looking at a full trashcan and a bag of trash): noooooo, i didn't take the trash out before i left!
*a sink full of dishes is shown*
red: i didn't do my dishes either, urrrrrrrrr!
red: AND i didn't leave water out for my pet rock collection and now they're dead?!
*red lays down on bed*
red: oh man, this bed is seriously comfortable
Just got back from Toronto and was greeted with some awesome smells. Thanks me.
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