red (arms crossed): i refuse to open my work laptop this weekend
orange: ah man, gotcha. overworked and refusing to work during your free time
red: what? nah
red: cuz of the snakes
*snakes are coming out of red's laptop*
I wish that were the problem!
You should follow me on twitch! Me and my pal Ryan Hudson of channelate have started streaming The Minecraft Morning Show, which is usually broadcast at night because duh! We yak it up as we Minecraft ourselves a Minecraft.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
This was my first cassette. It was blue. I listened to it on a Radio Shack tap… https://t.co/uyE3C6mTWS
I 👏 CAN'T 👏 STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 PILLOWS
I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
me (leaping out of bed): AHHHH, HOLY C… https://t.co/DORegpAuhi