red (arms crossed): i refuse to open my work laptop this weekend
orange: ah man, gotcha. overworked and refusing to work during your free time
red: what? nah
red: cuz of the snakes
*snakes are coming out of red's laptop*
I wish that were the problem!
You should follow me on twitch! Me and my pal Ryan Hudson of channelate have started streaming The Minecraft Morning Show, which is usually broadcast at night because duh! We yak it up as we Minecraft ourselves a Minecraft.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?