girl on bench: hmm.. i should just buy my own modem...
girl (looking at sandwich): those rental fees are silly
*girl starts to take a huge bite of her sandwich*
narrator: this person just became an adult
*looks down at the modem that i purchased*
Yup, one adult here.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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