art guy: in all my years as an art curator, i've never come across such an amazing piece!
art guy (talking to kid that made it): jimmy! you may have created the best thing you'll ever create! and at such a young age! wow!
art guy (to self): oh whoops, i should have phrased that differently... i hope what i said doesn't affect him forever
*jimmy is stand in place with a small smile on his face*
*camera zooms in, jimmy is still smiling*
*camera is really close to jimmy's face*
jimmy (to self): i want a sandwich
Phew! Looks like it went right on over his head.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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