art guy: in all my years as an art curator, i've never come across such an amazing piece!
art guy (talking to kid that made it): jimmy! you may have created the best thing you'll ever create! and at such a young age! wow!
art guy (to self): oh whoops, i should have phrased that differently... i hope what i said doesn't affect him forever
*jimmy is stand in place with a small smile on his face*
*camera zooms in, jimmy is still smiling*
*camera is really close to jimmy's face*
jimmy (to self): i want a sandwich