green (sitting at table, thinking to self): there is not enough food here to be taken home as leftovers
green (to self): therefore, i will consult with Lord Leftovers of the Food Realm. hopefully he's ok with me not finishing my food and also not taking the rest home
*green closes eyes*
*green is now in a dark place and Lord Leftovers is huge and standing over him*
green (presenting plate of food): what am i to do with this food? i'm, like, very full
LL: too little for leftovers, but enough to make you look wasteful! you must eat it all
*green is back at the table and looking at his plate angrily*
*green starts eating*
friend 1: dude, you said you're full!
friend 2: why are you eating that?
green: because i must!
Never leave a scrap of food. Always eat until you may explode. And sometimes, explode and shower everyone with your internal foods.
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