red (to self): what is the name of that one actor? in that movie?
*red is thinking*
red: this is gonna really bug me... hmm...
red: milla jovovich! yeah!
red (to person); milla jovovich! you are amazing! i love you in The Fifth Element!
bruce willis: i'm bruce willis
red (to self): shoot, i always confuse them
I gotta watch The Fifth Element again. And again. And again.
Oh yeah! Keep an eye out for a Patreon I’m setting up. It’s gonna have some cool exclusives =)
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