yellow: where is my wallet? it's not in either of my pockets
yellow: not in my secret pocket. nor my super secret pocket!
yellow: no phone either?! oh. oh! whoa.
yellow: i'm off the grid!!! i did it! and it feels great!
yellow: everything that used to hold me back will do so no longer! i'm free from the system!
yellow: wait. i'm clipping through the ground
yellow (having fallen through the ground): nooooo! i didn't know this is what it meant
yellow: i want to be back on the grid!
yellow: ooo, found my phone!
yellow (back on the ground): yay!
noclip should only be used in extenuating circumstances in real life, such as “I forget my keys…” or “I wonder what’s on the other side of that wall…”
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.