orange: 10 pm. friday. and all i wanna do is sleep
orange: i'll just put on my pajamas and see where that takes me tonight
blue (bursting in through door holding bag): jack! JACK!
blue: don't you dare even think about going to sleep! here's a bag of energy drinks!
blue: let's go out and do something that doesn't involve sleep!
*orange is holding the bag and an energy drink*
orange (opening drink): and this is why you're my best friend
Sometimes, you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and drop you off at that really cool arcade with all those pinballs!
My Tweet Action
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.