orange: 10 pm. friday. and all i wanna do is sleep
orange: i'll just put on my pajamas and see where that takes me tonight
blue (bursting in through door holding bag): jack! JACK!
blue: don't you dare even think about going to sleep! here's a bag of energy drinks!
blue: let's go out and do something that doesn't involve sleep!
*orange is holding the bag and an energy drink*
orange (opening drink): and this is why you're my best friend
Sometimes, you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and drop you off at that really cool arcade with all those pinballs!
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Help! My dog ate all of my preworkout and now he's super jacked and is stealing my lunch money. What do I do?!