orange: 10 pm. friday. and all i wanna do is sleep
orange: i'll just put on my pajamas and see where that takes me tonight
blue (bursting in through door holding bag): jack! JACK!
blue: don't you dare even think about going to sleep! here's a bag of energy drinks!
blue: let's go out and do something that doesn't involve sleep!
*orange is holding the bag and an energy drink*
orange (opening drink): and this is why you're my best friend
Sometimes, you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and drop you off at that really cool arcade with all those pinballs!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.