orange: 10 pm. friday. and all i wanna do is sleep
orange: i'll just put on my pajamas and see where that takes me tonight
blue (bursting in through door holding bag): jack! JACK!
blue: don't you dare even think about going to sleep! here's a bag of energy drinks!
blue: let's go out and do something that doesn't involve sleep!
*orange is holding the bag and an energy drink*
orange (opening drink): and this is why you're my best friend
Sometimes, you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and drop you off at that really cool arcade with all those pinballs!
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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