orange: 10 pm. friday. and all i wanna do is sleep
orange: i'll just put on my pajamas and see where that takes me tonight
blue (bursting in through door holding bag): jack! JACK!
blue: don't you dare even think about going to sleep! here's a bag of energy drinks!
blue: let's go out and do something that doesn't involve sleep!
*orange is holding the bag and an energy drink*
orange (opening drink): and this is why you're my best friend
Sometimes, you just want someone to sweep you off your feet and drop you off at that really cool arcade with all those pinballs!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?