orange (sitting on a futon playing a video game): i'm doing so great all of a sudden! i'm on a roll! whoa!
orange: alright. don't psych yourself out. don't think too hard
*orange continues playing game*
*a bunch of thought bubbles appear*
how do i know how to use my hands like this?
maybe this match if full of not-good people
why haven't i watched more 30 Rock?
oh jeez, i'm gonna have so much debt in the future
orange: lost my streak...
orange: and now i have all these new concerns
*orange sits silently*
orange: maybe i should stop playing video games...
Why can’t I just have the video game portion of my mind active when I play video games? I don’t need any of that other brain stuff.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?