red: oh wow. it's almost the new year! lemme make sure i achieved all my resolutions this year
*looks at phone*
phone: new year's resolutions.
finally learn how to play guitar
that's it. that's literally all i want to accomplish this year
red: oh no. i totally forgot. ok. i have under 72 hours...
red: time to learn how to play guitar in a very short amount of time!
*red is holding a guitar*
*red sits down on a stool*
*music notes are shown*
*red looks happy*
*december 31st, 11:55 pm
red: i don't have fingertips anymore, BUT i played several notes of twinkle twinkle little star!
My goal of this year was to make an EP! No wait, that was last year. And I haven’t made an EP.
Goal of 2016: MAKE AN EP
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If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.
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