red: oh wow. it's almost the new year! lemme make sure i achieved all my resolutions this year
*looks at phone*
phone: new year's resolutions.
finally learn how to play guitar
that's it. that's literally all i want to accomplish this year
red: oh no. i totally forgot. ok. i have under 72 hours...
red: time to learn how to play guitar in a very short amount of time!
*red is holding a guitar*
*red sits down on a stool*
*music notes are shown*
*red looks happy*
*december 31st, 11:55 pm
red: i don't have fingertips anymore, BUT i played several notes of twinkle twinkle little star!
My goal of this year was to make an EP! No wait, that was last year. And I haven’t made an EP.
Goal of 2016: MAKE AN EP
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?