*guy is unloading dishwasher*
*guy is holding a bunch of spoons and standing at a drawer*
*the drawer is shown, there are four slots for silverware. one slot is taken by two knives*
guy: oh crap. where'd the spoons used to go?!
More like silverWHERE?
That’s it, I’m outta here. *boards pun rocket to the sun*
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.