*guy is unloading dishwasher*
*guy is holding a bunch of spoons and standing at a drawer*
*the drawer is shown, there are four slots for silverware. one slot is taken by two knives*
guy: oh crap. where'd the spoons used to go?!
More like silverWHERE?
That’s it, I’m outta here. *boards pun rocket to the sun*
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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