orange: i messed up at life again today
red: sorry dude
orange: there are an infinite number of ways to mess up at it...
red: nope. false
red: there are 237 ways to mess up at life
*orange looks sad*
orange: then i will discover all of them!
ALWAYS STAY OPTIMISTIC! CAPS!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session