orange: wanna get some gyros from that new place?
green: na man, no chance
green: gyros make my stomach all...
*green makes weird gesture towards stomach*
*arm motions implying terrible indigestion*
orange: they're free..
green: three gyros please!
gyro guy: four gyro minimum
green: four gyros please!
That’s one weird arm gesture, Green.
Sorry about the weird update schedule over the past couple months. Work has been draining me of all my creative energies, but that should end after Cyber Monday! Until then, weeeeeeeeeeee!
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