red: i'm gonna do things today! outside things! fun, outside things!
*red is walking around outside*
*red stops walking*
red: i have a hole in the bottom of both my socks...
*red is silent*
red: alright, back inside!
Always make sure to check your socks before you dare try and enjoy nice weather.
I added the thing to that thing from last week that I originally didn’t post with the thing.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?