yellow (holding dish): come on, dishwasher! what can't you clean this plate?
yellow: oh? what's that? you want me to scrub this plate with my own hands? you're funny
yellow (putting the dish back into the dishwasher): so how about you give it another try, eh?
*10 washes later*
yellow (holding plate): allllllllllllmost clean!
My current dishwasher is getting worse and worse and is frequently requesting me to clean certain types of dirty things. I don’t like it!
Paper plates time! Turn my dishes issue into a trash issue!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session