yellow (holding dish): come on, dishwasher! what can't you clean this plate?
yellow: oh? what's that? you want me to scrub this plate with my own hands? you're funny
yellow (putting the dish back into the dishwasher): so how about you give it another try, eh?
*10 washes later*
yellow (holding plate): allllllllllllmost clean!
My current dishwasher is getting worse and worse and is frequently requesting me to clean certain types of dirty things. I don’t like it!
Paper plates time! Turn my dishes issue into a trash issue!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?