yellow (holding dish): come on, dishwasher! what can't you clean this plate?
yellow: oh? what's that? you want me to scrub this plate with my own hands? you're funny
yellow (putting the dish back into the dishwasher): so how about you give it another try, eh?
*10 washes later*
yellow (holding plate): allllllllllllmost clean!
My current dishwasher is getting worse and worse and is frequently requesting me to clean certain types of dirty things. I don’t like it!
Paper plates time! Turn my dishes issue into a trash issue!
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*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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