justin boyd: one day, the ruins of today's society will be uncovered and they'll find my skeleton sitting there holding two Monsters... seems like a likely outcome given the direction of my life
*lots of years later*
red: we've uncovered a 21st century caveman!
*skeleton in the background holding two monsters*
skeleton justin: called it
I’m trying to cut back on caffeine. Again.
Check back with me two months from now when I say the exact same thing!
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