justin boyd: one day, the ruins of today's society will be uncovered and they'll find my skeleton sitting there holding two Monsters... seems like a likely outcome given the direction of my life
*lots of years later*
red: we've uncovered a 21st century caveman!
*skeleton in the background holding two monsters*
skeleton justin: called it
I’m trying to cut back on caffeine. Again.
Check back with me two months from now when I say the exact same thing!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session