judge: sir, you must answer the counselor's question. why didn't you say anything during the event in question? remember you are under oat
red: but! but!
red: i was jinxed at the time!!!
judge: yup yup, that holds up in court 100% yes. please proceed with a new line of questioning counselor
My girlfriend is a lawyer, which means I know everything about law and this comic is how law is done.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?