judge: sir, you must answer the counselor's question. why didn't you say anything during the event in question? remember you are under oat
red: but! but!
red: i was jinxed at the time!!!
judge: yup yup, that holds up in court 100% yes. please proceed with a new line of questioning counselor
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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