judge: sir, you must answer the counselor's question. why didn't you say anything during the event in question? remember you are under oat
red: but! but!
red: i was jinxed at the time!!!
judge: yup yup, that holds up in court 100% yes. please proceed with a new line of questioning counselor
My girlfriend is a lawyer, which means I know everything about law and this comic is how law is done.
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Was driving a little fast and saw a cop scouting, so I of course quickly pressed down on the gas as if it were the brakes whoops.