blue: congrats on graduating from high school!
orange: congrats on your masters!
boss: congrats on your promotion!
yellow: congrats to our new CEO!
blue: congrats to the new ruler of earth!
*green is on a throne on top of stairs*
*zooming into green*
*close up on green*
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