cop: sir, we've been getting reports of a shady character selling burritos. is that shady character you?
shady guy: no. that can't be me. i'm not shady
cop: take off those sunglasses, sir
shady guy (reaching for glasses): ...fine
*guy removes glasses, has detailed anime eyes*
cop: my bad, sorry! have a good day, sir!
shady guy: yeah
What a sweet-eyed man. Maybe those glasses are too tight on his head or something, which could be causing his constant angry eyebrows.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?