cop: sir, we've been getting reports of a shady character selling burritos. is that shady character you?
shady guy: no. that can't be me. i'm not shady
cop: take off those sunglasses, sir
shady guy (reaching for glasses): ...fine
*guy removes glasses, has detailed anime eyes*
cop: my bad, sorry! have a good day, sir!
shady guy: yeah
What a sweet-eyed man. Maybe those glasses are too tight on his head or something, which could be causing his constant angry eyebrows.